With Couples Retreat I wasn’t pleasantly surprised. It was pretty much as I expected. A bit of seriousness, a bit of talking and a few laughs here and there… a reasonable way to spend 2 hours or so.

I suppose you can’t help but think of Favreau and Vaughn‘s 1996 film about relationships – Swingers. The set up for this is kind of like it could be a Swingers 2… 13 years on and those young, free and single guys are married… however their relationships are getting a bit stale, things need to be shaken up, apparently. That’s kind of where it leaves Swingers though. In the end this is really just an ok romantic comedy set on an amazing looking island paradise. It really does look fantastic.

The problem with this film is really that I think a lot of critics wanted it to be, for want of a better title, Swingers 2. I wanted it to be Swingers 2. I’d love to believe that Favreau (and Vaughn) are still as sharp as they were back than. In fact I do kind believe that they are. The problem is that they could never really make Swingers 2 now. Not unless they just spend their own money and make it as a pet project. They really are too famous now. Swingers 2 would never be a big blockbuster film, and any film that these guys would star in today has to be a blockbuster… otherwise it would be considered a failure. There were a few scenes in this film that I thought were really good and that were insightful, but it just didn’t seem to be what they were going for overall. That was a bit frustrating though, that there was a glimmer here or there of a better film… alas it was not to be.

I don’t know if Couples Retreat is going to be a blockbuster but I certainly think it’s going to take in a decent amount of cash. It’s not half as bad as some are making it out to be. I mean, if you take it as just a normal romantic comedy then it does try to get a bit heavy for a while. And I do think there are too many couples in it, they could have dropped one and had more time to tell more of the stories for the remaining three, but there are some good, funny scenes in it that I think a lot of people would laugh at.

It’s not a classic and no-one will be talking about it in 13 years time, but if you have nothing better to see over the weekend and you just want a bit of a date movie then you could do worse.

5.5/10

(500) Days of Summer is essentially a love story. I know it says it isn’t, but it is. It may be a quirky indie love story, but it’s still a love story. I wouldn’t let that put you off though; that is, if you are the kind of person who is put off by love stories. Personally I’m not but off by the idea but that’s because I like a good weepy film… this isn’t actually one of those but it still has plenty to recommend it.

First up is Joeeph Gordon-Levitt; who I suspect will be known as “that kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun” long after the kids who’ve never heard of 3rd Rock from the Sun grow up. I’d like it if he were known as “that guy from Brick” but that’s not going to happen. Brick, by the way, is a great film but to be honest, it’s not for everyone…

Anyway… the last film I saw with Mr. Gordon-Levitt was Stop-Loss. I thought he could have done better in that one, it was ok but it was no great shakes, fortunately that isn’t the case with this one. I do think he puts on a strong performance as the lead in this, he’s likeable as Tom Hansen and not too whiny, which could have been a risk with another actor in this part.

Zooey Deschanel performs ably in her role as well. Summer Finn not as well-developed a character – it wouldn’t be, since the story is told through Tom’s eyes really – but with a weaker actress it would have been easy for the character to just hang there as a cold bitch and I don’t think this was the case.

The supporting characters all worked for me too… in particular there was a line from Matthew Gray Gubler‘s character that I really liked. I won’t quote it here but if you can guess which one is was (I think it’s obvious anyway) then comment, I’m just wondering if it stood out to other people as well…

The only problem with me saying that I liked the characters is that (500) Days of Summer is undoubtedly one of those films which will be seen differently through different eyes. It’s about a relationship and everyone’s lives are coloured by different relationships, good, bad and indifferent. I can’t imagine it will be possible for anyone to watch this without relating to it somehow, even if the feeling is a thanks that you’re not anything like any of them.

Through my eyes it was a cute story about a mis-matching of emotions, an amusing look at a modern relationship. I liked how it was all told in a very genuine way, after all, it’s a story that’s been played out a thousand times in real life and on the silver screen and for once it was nice to see the two tellings match. Funnily enough I found myself wishing that Tom was someone I knew, just so I could give him advice like all the other characters… but then again that might just be because I’m nosy.

So, (500) Days of Summer is definitely a film worth seeing if you’re in the mood for that kind of thing; but it really is a film you have to be in the mood for. If you fancy seeing The Final Destination or Inglourious Basterds then don’t go see this just because they’re sold out… on the other hand if you were thinking about The Time Traveller’s Wife then this might be a good alternative.

7.5/10 – but like I said on twitter, I’d like to see it again to be sure it wasn’t too clichéd. I’m not sure I was entirely focused on it and I’d like to have been, who knows? Maybe it was better than 7.5/10…

Anyway, Zack and Miri Make a Porno is the new film from Kevin Smith, director of such films as Clerks, Dogma and Chasing Amy. I’ve mentioned before that I’m not mad about Kevin Smith. It’s not that I think he’s a bad director or anything though, he’s just never… set my mind alight as it were. Still, I thought the film sounded interesting so I was eager to go along and see it. I mean, it’s called Zack and Miri Make a Porno!

In case you haven’t heard or guessed what Zack and Miri Make a Porno is about yet, it’s about a couple of best platonic friends from high school, Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks), who finds themselves broke and desperate and, due to an extremely funny chance encounter, decide that the best way to get rich quick is to make a porno. Did you guess right?

Zack and Miri is one of those films that they’re calling “a romantic comedy for guys”. Forgetting Sarah Marshall was another one and I had a good laugh at that too. Zack and Miri was better than FSM though. What I’m always looking for in a film is heart and there are some really great moments in Zack and Miri. What works for it is the relationship between Miri and Zack, it’s believable. Sure, she’s a good looking girl and he looks like an ape but they both seem like normal people who could just be friends. In fact that’s what’s great about the film. Sure, a couple of mates making a porno sounds mad and some of the things that happen are a bit mad but the essence of the film is real. Everything that happens between them seems real, there’s none of this overly dramatic romantic crap that you see in some romantic comedies. It’s just about two people and how they realise they’re in love on the set of a porno film.

But anyway, I feel like I should mention some other stuff… I thought it was very funny, but yeah, it’s toilet humour really. Also almost all the reviews I’ve read of the film so far make mention of the language. So I guess I should too. From an Irish perspective it’s not that bad, it sounded natural enough so it was grand. What I hate is when people are swearing in a film and it sounds like they’ve never sworn in their lives, ridiculous.

The other thing I want to mention is the soundtrack. The music in it is brilliant and there’s particularly excellent use of Hey by The Pixies. It’s a great song in a great scene. I’d actually never heard it before… had to go for a hunt for it when I got home.

So all in all I recommend this film.

8/10

Tonight I’m sitting here on my own, listening to (and sometimes watching) Germany play Austria in the last Group B game of Euro 2008. What better time so, to write my review of Sex and the City!

So I’ll get to it… I’m not -not- a fan on the series… when it first started up I hated it. I thought it was overly sexist and more than a bit ridiculous. As time went on however I think the series grew up as the characters did. In the end it became very easy watching – like much TV of that ilk, the characters became comfortable and you didn’t need to know what happened last week to enjoy it because you know the characters so well. I liked it, but it was over and I didn’t really miss it… I couldn’t, it’s repeated all the time on cable.

Anyway fast forward to 2008… it turns out a lot of people have been missing it. For what is effectively a film for a niche audience, it has generated an amazing amount of press. Quite apart from the “news” about the stars and their dresses, the promotional opportunities taken by various brands in Ireland and I’m sure all over the world, have been so omnipresent it’s hard to know which brands are officially associated and which are just jumping on the band wagon. The film really has been a phenomenon.

But it is any good…? this is the question we always have to ask. In my eyes, yes. I enjoyed it. I went along on the first night with a crowd of about thirty girls and saw it in a packed out cinema. I spotted two guys but rumour has it there were a few more hiding somewhere. I find that hard to believe.

To be honest, it’s a very safe film. They know their audience, they’ve written for them for years, and they haven’t bother to stray from their tried and tested formula. Which is fine… I think at the one point, when things were looking a bit bad for ol’ Carrie, people were quite worried that they might try to do something different. That didn’t happen though, phew! Oh, have I given something away?

The only criticism I might have is that it was a bit TV. I don’t think it mattered that much but they did move through things a little too quickly, there were fast cuts, short scenes – all things you need to do to tell a good story on TV but I don’t think they needed to on the big screen. As a result there were some bits and bobs that they really could have left out. Most notablely Jennifer Hudson‘s character. I didn’t mind her, but there was just no point really. Oh yeah… and I almost forgot, that scene at the end – What was that about!? I didn’t need to see that! If you’ve seen it then you know what I’m talking about…

So in the end, after all the anticipation… what we got was some great outfits, fabulous shoes (though I myself have no interest in shoes) and some good girlie fun. If they never come back I won’t miss them but if they did, I would surely watch their antics with a smile on my face again…

btw – apparently 50 is the new 40… or is that 30…

7/10

So back to the film. Forgetting Sarah Marshall is pretty much a romantic comedy, but more along the lines of Knocked Up than 27 Dresses (actually, did I write a review of 27 Dresses yet? No? I’ll have to get around to it soon). Anyway, it’s not that surprising really, since FSM and KU share the same producers, current favourites Judd Apatow and Shauna Robertson. In general, I’ve enjoyed their films and FSM was no exception. I laughed – job done. Being honest, it wasn’t the best film these two have produced, that honour goes to… I’ll have to say Anchorman (of the ones I’ve seen anyway) but it was good fun at the time.

“What was good about it?” I hear you ask… well, I liked the main character, though considering the guy playing the main character wrote it; it’s hardly surprising that he was the most well rounded and sympathetic character of the lot of them. Russell Brand was very good too, a likeable lothario and while hardly the brightest bulb, still had a brain in his head – exactly the kind of caricature he should be playing. Jack McBrayer from 30 Rock was very funny to in a small but memorable supporting role. Aside from those three the characters weren’t great, Sarah Marshall in particular was pretty one dimensional but it didn’t really matter. It’s just a comedy, a fluffy light film to eat popcorn to.

I can’t really recommend it to be honest, certainly not in the cinema, but it was entertaining at the time and I don’t think you’d regret it if you got it out on DVD.

6.5/10

Plainly spoken, Knocked Up is the story of one drunken night and its consequences. Alison Scott (played by Katherine Heigl) is a 24-year old who’s been promoted to on-screen after working behind the scenes at the entertainment channel E!. Ben Stone (played by Seth Rogen”) is a 23-year old stoner living off a compensation award with a group of buddies. Theoretically they’re working on a website concept however really… they’re watching out for nude scenes starring famous actresses.

There’s nothing remarkably deep about this film so, don’t go looking for it but I did think it was very entertaining. All the supporting characters were strong (particular mention to Kristen Wiig who played Jill – an exec in E!) and the two leads were very well suited. I found it very funny and the situations, though somewhat ridiculous, were made believable, in the same way we saw in The 40-year Old Virgin to be honest. There was charm to everything and really, it’s just a nice film.

I will say this, I was initially apprehensive when this came about in the cinemas because it looked a bit like a chick film however after hearing that it was great from girls and guy alike and also because of Judd Apatow’s other films I thought I’d give it a go. They weren’t wrong and so I join others in wholly recommending it as a good way to spend approximately 130 mins of your life. I do wonder though, as a girl was it fundamentally a different film for me than it would be for a guy? Not humourwise I mean, just in general… I guess I’ll never really know!

7.5/10